inbox | eastbound

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lan wangji
missives | encounters

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Lan Zhan, I require you, the basket tucked into our room, and the more torn blanket out by the front stables. You don't have any issues with lifting individual hay bales, do you?

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To what end?

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Rabbit transportation preparation!

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...rabbits.

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Rabbits!

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Winter fattened?

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You witnessed their forms in Sizhui's lap, trembled and rounded. The hay will keep them so, ah?

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Theft is prohibited.

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I may have had to purchase them all for that moment to happen.

So we may, in fact, own... all those rabbits. Already. Nameless.

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You purchased profligately.

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I vowed.

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How do we protect them in travel?


( No, wait, wait. )


The witches.

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Seeking their thrallings? I leave you to ask the one bound to Wrath, you won't like if I do.

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For your flirtations?

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For hers! You'll mostly not notice. Or you will. Don't unsheathe Bichen, ah?

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She woos you?

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She woos everyone.

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( Damn, Emilia. )


Hardly.

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No, she does. Actively. Forgive her for wandering hands and a silken tongue, but be firm with them? Or tell her you're untried in springtime, she might ignore you then!

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( When your virgin ears know not the slang of young folks. )

I am tried in all seasons.


( With a sword. )

1/3

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( uh.

okay. that's not bad? that's... far from bad, but he's taken utterly aback, missing in this moment that his husband is missing the poetic turn of phrase's meaning. )

2/3

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It was a long almost two decades, hahaha, of course you are, of course you are...

3/3

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Tried and tested? By many?

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Hundreds.

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Hundreds?! With your sword!? You—did you never kiss anyone?!